G.I. Joe Classified Series Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle With Farley "Frostbite" Seward Action Figure **ALL TIERS INCLUDED**

INCLUDES ALL THREE TIERS

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G.I. Joe has opened a new front in our ongoing conflict – the Arctic and Antarctic. Partnering once again with HasLab, they have developed a 6-inch scale G.I. Joe Classified Series Snow C.A.T. Vehicle with hopes of securing 8,000 backer orders before the end of the Campaign.

• Includes a Classified Series figure of driver Farley “Frostbite” Seward
• 360-degree rotating missile turret with 4 shockwave missiles with detachable blast effects
• 2 "Avalanche" ski missiles with removable side cargo crates

Destro’s Journal – June 30th, 2025
Cobra Commander has tasked me with a thorough analysis of the full battlefield capabilities imbued within the latest attempt by G.I. Joe forces to match my weapons manufacturing acumen – the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle as well as its principal driver Farley “Frostbite” Seward. Any project initiated by the Joe team inherently pales in comparison to my designs, but I shall endeavor to cater to his ever-changing whims.

Comparable in length to my Cobra H.I.S.S., the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle measures 21.05” (534.75MM) long and stands 10.85” (275.64MM) tall. Their cockpit seating, however, can accommodate both driver and passenger with the chassis, wheels, and treads spanning 10.44” (265.26MM) wide. Cobra has no room for idle tagalongs like the Joes do.

This half-track mobilization unit has functioning tires and conveyer belt-like treads with working suspension to pose it plowing through blizzards and towering glaciers, trailblazing into the snowiest regions of the globe. The front tires can steer right and left, and the tracks are capable of pivoting up and down for off-road ascent and descent. 

• Fold down steps on either side provide access to the cockpit which opens with a hinged canopy or independent scissor doors on the left and right sides.
• The manual wiper blade keeps clear line of vision through the windshield.
• The telescoping control yolks can detach granting easier passenger access to the seats.
• The illuminated dashboard display delivers tactical information and communications.
• The Joes appear to have spared no expense or luxury to the benefit of their troops’ comfort with decadent seating and center console cup holder.

Each Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle secured by backing the HasLab Campaign also includes a Classified Series action figure of driver Farley “Frostbite” Seward with premium deco, detailing, and articulation for poseability. Intelligence dossiers from the Baroness offer some insight into the Alaska native. The 40 degrees below zero and hazardous conditions he experienced with employment on the pipeline apparently didn’t satisfy his need for a challenge. Service to G.I. Joe appears to have filled that void and outfitted him with the necessary arctic gear: goggles, weaponry, and even an insulated travel mug with removable cup lid. How wholesome… 

Next to the vast arsenal equipping Cobra’s H.I.S.S. or Rattler innovations, the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle’s weapons systems seem paltry by comparison. Granted, the missile turret rotates 360 degrees and pivots for a wide range of target acquisition. The launcher boasts 4 “Shockwave” HE-27 Missile accessories with detachable blast effect to simulate varying stages of launch.

Tier 1: Speeding, the myriad-handed

Should some miracle occur, and fans dazzled by the ice blue LED lighting foolishly provide 10,000 Backer Orders, all who support the Campaign shall receive an action figure of Lady Jaye in Arctic Gear. The figure of this Covert Operative of questionable ancestry comes with:

• A complement of her signature javelin accessories
• Accompanying quiver

Alternate head with knit cap and communications headset

• Personalized coffee cup
• Ice auger
• Fishing pole with detachable lure

Tier 2: The fierce artificer curves his white bastions with projected roof

Further anticipating their ineffectiveness to resolve missions in a timely fashion, G.I. Joe has offered the Bivouac Battle Station should the Campaign bafflingly reach 12,000 backer orders thus unlocking Tier 2. With this add-on, Joes are able to bunker down with a bevy of additional gear and weaponry that conveniently stows in the rear cargo compartments:

• Softgoods lean-to tent
• Canteen that conveniently hangs on the tent frame hooks
• Tool rack which holds an axe, shovel, and machete
• A cot for Joes to rest upon
• Fire pit accessory with transparent flame effect
• Radio with handset
• Rocket launcher with rocket accessory
• Camp stove which rests conveniently on the pullout kitchenette of the vehicle
• 2 fish accessories that attach to the fishing pole lures or store in the ice compartment of the kitchenette

Tier 3: The housemates sit around the radiant fireplace

If the truly unimaginable should ensue and the Campaign reach 14,000 backer orders before its conclusion, buyers will unlock Tier 3 – A Flint action figure in Arctic Gear. This perpetual do-gooder comes with even more facile bric-a-brac for their “Adventure Team”:

• Alternate head with knit cap and communications headset
• Weapon accessories
• Personalized coffee cup,
• “Cast-iron” skillet accessory with eggs
• Coffee carafe
• 2 roasting forks which can skewer the prior Unlock’s fish or…
• 2 sausage links